Oh, good. It should continue with saying, “if I’m soft, you’ll get a slight bruise; if i’m not soft,  then you better call 911.(cause you probably just broke some important part of your body)”

Oh, good. It should continue with saying, “if I’m soft, you’ll get a slight bruise; if i’m not soft, then you better call 911.(cause you probably just broke some important part of your body)”

THIS BOARD IS FOR GOOD SAYINGS AND QUOTES I COME ACROSS THAT MAKE ME FEEL SPECIAL. YOU MIGHT LIKE THEM TOO! MakeMoneyPinteres…

THIS BOARD IS FOR GOOD SAYINGS AND QUOTES I COME ACROSS THAT MAKE ME FEEL SPECIAL. YOU MIGHT LIKE THEM TOO! MakeMoneyPinteres…

Funny Things Kids Say :: PragmaticMom

Funny Things Kids Say :: PragmaticMom

Funny Things that Siri says (15 Pics)

Funny Things that Siri says (15 Pics)

We all know how mess baby can be check out these burp clothes with sweet or funny sayings on them

We all know how mess baby can be check out these burp clothes with sweet or funny sayings on them

Funny Quotes, Funny Quotes, Funny Sayings

Funny Quotes, Funny Quotes, Funny Sayings

Diaper loading, please wait…  - funny saying printed on Infant Baby Onesie, Infant Tee, Toddler T-Shirts - Many sizes. $16.00, via Etsy.

Diaper loading, please wait… - funny saying printed on Infant Baby Onesie, Infant Tee, Toddler T-Shirts - Many sizes. $16.00, via Etsy.

Funny Sayings and Pictures: The Home Improvement Store Slide 9

Funny Sayings and Pictures: The Home Improvement Store Slide 9

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I try to do as much as I can before the microwave turns off like going the bathroom, turning on the show I have been waiting for, wash my hands, etc.

I try to do as much as I can before the microwave turns off like going the bathroom, turning on the show I have been waiting for, wash my hands, etc.